Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”. Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.