Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
  • At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
  • “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!
  • If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.
  • “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.