Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!" Related funny posts 😂 Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted. I believe in annoyed at first sight. Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.