Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.