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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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