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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Commentary:
"Must've been quite a buzz for that bug to misplace his rug! 🐞🛌 Talk about a fashion faux pas in the insect world! Don't worry buddy, we've all had those 'woke up on the wrong side of the leaf' days! 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, bug, comfort, expression, feeling, humor, rug on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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