Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.