Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFelony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture. Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.