Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. Commentary:Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl. Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.