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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

2 months ago

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

2 months ago

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

6 months ago

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

4 months ago

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

5 months ago

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

3 months ago

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

31 shares on Slack this month:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

94 shares on Threads this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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