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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

1 month ago

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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