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76 shares on TikTok this month:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

46 shares on Facebook this month:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

33 shares on Discord this month:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Making waves on Slack:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Seen just now on Threads:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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