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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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