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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

3 months ago

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"Saving the world, one expired pepper at a time! 🌶️🥦 Maybe we should form a UN (United Nibblers) to prevent future veggie uprisings! 🥒🥕 #FridgeWars"

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