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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.