For financial reasons, I will be passing away. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, talk about a morbid way to announce bankruptcy ๐ธ๐ Let's hope the afterlife has better interest rates! ๐๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis. Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor. And is the financial stability in the room with us right now? Trying to explain that Iโm fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons. They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?