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"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"

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94 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

24 shares on Slack this month:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

66 shares on X this month:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

50 shares on X this month:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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