Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
  • Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
  • If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
  • I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.