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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.