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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽˆ Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? ๐Ÿ˜œ



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