For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Commentary:
“Trying to spiral into control is like attempting to nail Jell-O to a wall 🌀🙃. Good luck with that chaotic journey! Maybe start with baby steps, like organizing your sock drawer first 🧦😜.”

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