Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
  • When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
  • Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
  • Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.
  • A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
  • Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.