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  • I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.
  • I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.
  • WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!
  • A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.
  • That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
  • There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.