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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.