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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Just shared via Threads:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Live now on Slack:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Going viral on Facebook:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Going viral on Threads:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Live now on Telegram:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Share →: My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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"Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"
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Share →: I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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"Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Making waves on Facebook:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Reported on Discord:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Making waves on Threads:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Making waves on X:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Making waves on Facebook:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Just landed via Twitch:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Trending via X:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Just landed via X:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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