548 Funny activity quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  Commentary:
  "Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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