Okay, that's enough todaying for today.

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Commentary:
"Me after 5 minutes into adulting: Okay, that's enough todaying for today. 😂✋ #AdultingStruggles"

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Commentary:
Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Commentary:
"Dear music-less drivers, are you out here silently contemplating life or composing symphonies in your head? 🤔🧠🎶 #BrainUnplugged"

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Commentary:
"Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Commentary:
"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"

Forget tequila, I'm at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Commentary:
"Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Commentary:
"Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! 💪🥪 Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! 😂"

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that's just me.

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"