All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Commentary:
"Remember, not every *chatterbox* is cut out to be a podcast *rockstar* 🎤 Sometimes it's best to leave the mic for the pros and spare the world another 'epic' rambling session 🤭🎙️ #PodcastProblems"

If you relate to me, get some help!

If you relate to me, get some help!

Commentary:
"Hey there, if you see yourself reflected in me, it might be time to hit up that therapist's office 🛋️. Don't worry, we all need a little help sometimes! 🤪 #SelfAwarenessGoals"

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice just to let it float away like a leaf in the wind 🍃 Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you've got your own mind, am I right? 😂 It's like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with a real-life twist! 🤔💁‍♂️ #RebelWithACause"

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'just be yourself' advice – because apparently, being a chaotic bundle of contradictions is exactly what the world needs more of! 🙃 Embrace the quirky, slightly off-kilter charm of being YOU – it's not for everyone, but hey, who wants to be just like everyone else anyway? 😉✨"

If you love someone, let them sleep.

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Commentary:
"Remember, true love means supporting their 'five more minutes' requests with enthusiasm! 💤❤️ After all, a well-rested partner is a happy partner – and a happy partner is more likely to share the covers! 😜🛌"

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Commentary:
"Starting a business is easy, they said. It'll be a piece of cake, they said. 🍰 But don't worry, you got this! Just remember to mind your own business…literally! 😜💼"

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"