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325 Funny advice quotes

Funny advice quotes are here to turn life’s “helpful tips” into a comedy show! 😄💡 Whether it’s over-the-top suggestions or the kind of advice you never asked for, these quotes remind us that sometimes the best advice is the one that makes you laugh instead of think. Get ready for wisdom with a side of humor! 😂🗣️📚

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you relate to me, get some help!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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