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22 Funny affection quotes

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025
The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025
Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
You are my favorite dirty thought.

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
My love language is being sent money.

My love language is being sent money.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that's just me.

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025