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27 Funny affection quotes

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  • No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Who needs protein shakes when I’ve got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂”

  • Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

    Commentary:
    “Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋”

  • “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational”

  • Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

    Commentary:
    “Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you’ve won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It’s basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘”

  • If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

    Commentary:
    “Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance”

  • Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery.”

  • But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

    Commentary:
    Well, if problem-solving doesn’t work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life’s mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

  • The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

    Commentary:
    “By that logic, I must really adore you because I’ve got a whole list of nicknames in mind for you! 🤣👏 Let’s see, we’ve got ‘nickelodeon,’ ‘nickelback,’ and ‘nickel and dime.’ Looks like our friendship is worth every cent ✨💰 #FriendshipGoals”

  • Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don’t forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

  • You are my favorite dirty thought.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, love is in the air…along with a hint of mischief! 😉💭 Dirty thoughts make the heart grow fonder, they say. Just remember to keep it PG-13, or at least try to! 😜💋”

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