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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
61 Funny affection quotes
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.
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Kissing: The universal language where no one uses their words but everyone understands the message 😘💋
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.
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If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂
What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.
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When you say "hiii," and they're just cluelessly saying "hi" back 😅✨💌
Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.
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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.
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"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"