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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
59 Funny affection quotes
God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.
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Kissing: The universal language where no one uses their words but everyone understands the message 😘💋
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.
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If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂
What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.
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When you say "hiii," and they're just cluelessly saying "hi" back 😅✨💌
Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.
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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.
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"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
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"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.
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😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"