Commentary:
"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙♂️💌✨"
59 Funny affection quotes
I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.
Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.
Commentary:
"You're the reason my floodlight has trust issues! 😂💡 #AlwaysOnGuard"
Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
Commentary:
"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
…
Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.
Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
Commentary:
"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"
If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.
Commentary:
"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"
Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
Commentary:
"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."