Funny assistant quotes

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  21 hours ago

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• Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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  2 days ago

  accountability, actions, Alexa, assistant, humor, responsibility, take, technology, virtual, virtual assistant

• Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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  3 weeks ago

  Alexa, assistant, forgetfulness, humor, i, me, memory, remind, reminder, room, smart, smart assistant, why

• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  2 months ago

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• I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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  2 months ago

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• Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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  2 months ago

  assistant, device, ever, fail, frustration, humor, just, Siri, smart, smart device, tech, tech fail, technology, voice, voice assistant, work

• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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  3 months ago

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• That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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  3 months ago

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• I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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  3 months ago

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