Funny assistant quotes — Wordgag ツ

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

3 months ago3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Jan 22, 2025

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Jan 22, 2025

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Jan 20, 2025