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39 Funny attention quotes

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

3 months ago

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

3 months ago

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

3 months ago

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

3 months ago

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

3 months ago

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

3 months ago

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

3 months ago

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

3 months ago

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

3 months ago