I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Commentary:
"Looks like being attractive has its downside too! 🙄 Just remember, you're not obligated to grant their wish 😉 #TrueBeautyProblems"

People watching you so close, you'd think you were a Netflix series.

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Commentary:
"Being watched so closely feels like I'm the star of my own Netflix series… just waiting for that season finale plot twist! 🎥🍿 #LivingLifeOnTheSmallScreen"

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Commentary:
🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Commentary:
💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Commentary:
"Ah, the undecided voter – the most sought-after creature during election season! 🤔🗳️ Seeking attention while keeping us all on our toes with those indecisive vibes. Who needs Netflix dramas when we have undecided voters? 😄 #ElectionDrama"

I don't need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Commentary:
"Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Commentary:
"Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! 🌀 If hurricanes could talk, they'd probably be saying, 'Hey, look at me, I'm the center of attention now!' 😂🌪️ Let's just call it Needy Wind from now on! 🤣"