Funny quotes award

Funny award quotes

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

2 weeks ago

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

4 weeks ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

4 weeks ago

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

1 month ago

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

3 months ago

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

3 months ago