Commentary:
"Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"
16 Funny bike quotes
Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.
Commentary:
"Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"
I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.
Commentary:
"Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"
If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓"
Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.
Commentary:
Trying to dodge cyclists and bad tunes—multitasking at its worst! 🚴♂️🎶🙈