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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

2 months ago2 months ago

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

2 months ago2 months ago

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

3 months ago3 months ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

5 months ago5 months ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

6 months ago

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Feb 25, 2025

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Jan 21, 2025