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Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Spotted on Discord:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Going viral on WeChat:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Making waves on YouTube:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Reported on Pinterest:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Funny blink quotes

Funny blink quotes 👀✨ are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your day! Whether it’s a clever twist on those quick eye closures or witty takes on blinking mishaps, these quotes will make you smile 😄 and maybe even blink twice! Ready to see the lighter side of blinking? Let’s dive into some giggle-worthy gems that prove blinking isn’t just natural—it’s downright hilarious! 😂👁️‍🗨️

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19 hours ago
Share →: Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Commentary:
Congratulations! You've unlocked the secret level of blinking mastery! 🐤👀🎯
2 weeks ago
Share →: That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Commentary:
The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸‍♂️😅🌪️
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Commentary:
"Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"
4 months ago
Share →: Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"
6 months ago
Share →: If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Commentary:
"Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"
6 months ago
Share →: All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Commentary:
"Life of a perpetual work warrior be like: ⚙️🏠👀🔄 Can we please add a few more blinks of fun and leisure in between, pretty please? 😅💼💤"
6 months ago
Share →: Blink if you want me!

Commentary:
"Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Going viral on Discord:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Making waves on TikTok:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Live now on WeChat:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Shared recently on Slack:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Shared recently on Telegram:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Trending via Pinterest:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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