Funny blink quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

  Commentary:
  "Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

  Commentary:
  "Life of a perpetual work warrior be like: ⚙️🏠👀🔄 Can we please add a few more blinks of fun and leisure in between, pretty please? 😅💼💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blink if you want me!

  Commentary:
  "Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"

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