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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.
1 month ago
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
3 months ago
All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.
3 months ago
Blink if you want me!
3 months ago