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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Live now on Telegram:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Spotted on Threads:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Seen just now on YouTube:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Making waves on Twitch:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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