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- Iβve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
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- There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
- I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
- You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, thatβs why youβre skinny”.
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"Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! ππͺ Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! ππ" -
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Looks like it's time to plug in and recharge! β‘π΄ Don't let your body run on low power mode for too long, or you might start glitching out! ππ #NeedMoreSleep -
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"Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the miraculous healing power of a well-timed fart? π¨π€£ Who needs medicine when you've got nature's own remedy at your disposal! #GasIsTheBestMedicine" -
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"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? πββοΈ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world β one squat at a time! ποΈββοΈπͺ #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals" -
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"Who says you can't have both? π€·ββοΈπͺπ Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? ππ₯ #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals" -
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"Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? π€ Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilΓ , instant weight loss illusion! ππ° #SquadGoals" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs πππͺ Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? ππ #PizzaIsLife" -
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Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! πΏπ± Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! π Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" ππ₯³ #GettingOlderButNotWiser -
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"Who needs a beach body when you can rock a snowman bod all year round?! βοΈπ Winter is your season to shine… literally! βοΈ #SnowmanGoals"
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- I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
- Fitness influencer: Itβs important to listen to your body. Body: Youβre old. And you want lasagna.
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