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Funny boss quotes bring a humorous perspective to the dynamics of workplace leadership! 👔😂 From playful jabs at management quirks to witty observations on office life, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a boss. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments in the world of work! 😄🏢

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”
Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Commentary:
"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
1 month ago
Share →: Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Commentary:
"😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️
3 months ago
Share →: My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Commentary:
Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard
3 months ago
Share →: Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Commentary:
Me: This show is really boring. 📺 Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference. 💻 Looks like even virtual meetings can't escape the drama of being less than thrilling! 😂
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Commentary:
"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"
4 months ago
Share →: Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Commentary:
🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Commentary:
"Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"