Funny boss quotes

Funny boss quotes bring a humorous perspective to the dynamics of workplace leadership! 👔😂 From playful jabs at management quirks to witty observations on office life, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a boss. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments in the world of work! 😄🏢

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Funny Quotes September 5, 2024

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Funny Quotes July 9, 2024

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Funny Quotes June 19, 2024

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Funny Quotes June 15, 2024

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Funny Quotes June 11, 2024

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Funny Quotes May 20, 2024

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Funny Quotes May 11, 2024

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023