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Funny boss quotes

May 11
Share →: My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
May 7
Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
Sep 25
Share →: Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
Sep 22
Share →: My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
Sep 22
Share →: My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.
Sep 22
Share →: Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.
Sep 22
Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.
Sep 22
Share →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.