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36 Funny boss quotes

Funny boss quotes bring a humorous perspective to the dynamics of workplace leadership! 👔😂 From playful jabs at management quirks to witty observations on office life, these quotes capture the lighter side of having a boss. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun moments in the world of work! 😄🏢

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

1 month ago

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

1 month ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

2 months ago

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

3 months ago

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

3 months ago

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

3 months ago

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

3 months ago

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

3 months ago

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

3 months ago

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

3 months ago

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

3 months ago

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

3 months ago

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

3 months ago

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

3 months ago