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Asking the real CEO of the house for approval… gotta love living on the edge 😂👰📊
69 Funny boss quotes
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.
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Youngest siblings: The ultimate challenge where "I don't know" is their secret weapon! 😂🎮👶
It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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Work: where we pretend we're motivated by more than just caffeine and direct deposits 😂💸☕
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.
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Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.
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I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
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Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
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"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"