Commentary:
"When your boss upgrades to version 2.0 and unlocks the 'Holo-perk' 😂📡✨ #NextLevelLeadership"
69 Funny boss quotes
Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.
Commentary:
"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.
Commentary:
"Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
Commentary:
"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"
Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.
Commentary:
"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"
Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
Commentary:
"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷♂️😂"
If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.
Commentary:
"😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"
That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦♂️