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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

3 months ago

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

3 months ago

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

3 months ago

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

3 months ago

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

3 months ago

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

3 months ago