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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.
I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
You don’t scare me, I was married once.
“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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1 month ago
Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Commentary:
Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Commentary:
"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the "Toast Tenacity Trophy" for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery
5 months ago
Share →: Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have the courage to slide into someone's DMs like a fearless warrior? 💪😂 Whether it's LinkedIn, Yelp, or even the grocery store, love is just a bold message away! #ShootYourShot"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Commentary:
"Ah, the battle-tested warrior of relationships! 💪🏼💍 Who needs fear when you've survived the ultimate challenge? Take that, unknown adversaries! 😂 #MarriageWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of answering the phone blindly 📞😱 It was a wild time of thrilling unknowns! Ring, ring – cue the daredevil 'hello' 😆 Who needs caller ID when you've got nerves of steel? 🦸‍♂️💥 #BraveAnsweringSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Commentary:
"Let's give a round of applause to the nap warriors 🙌💤! Waking up multiple times in a day? That's some next-level bravery right there! 😂 #NapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Commentary:
"Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"
5 months ago
Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"
5 months ago
Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Commentary:
🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!