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bravery
Funny bravery quotes
Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
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Mar 18, 2025
Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.
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Feb 1, 2025
You don’t scare me, I was married once.
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Jan 28, 2025
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.
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Jan 26, 2025
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Jan 25, 2025
Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.
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Jan 25, 2025
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
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Jan 22, 2025
I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
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Jan 21, 2025