14 Funny breathing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

2 months ago2 months ago

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

3 months ago3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

5 months ago5 months ago

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

5 months ago5 months ago

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Feb 25, 2025

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Jan 26, 2025

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Jan 25, 2025

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Jan 25, 2025

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Jan 24, 2025

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Jan 23, 2025

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Jan 20, 2025

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Jan 20, 2025