14 Funny breathing quotes

• I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, annoyance, breathing, daily, daily routine, frustration, got, hate, humor, i, know, list, lot, mad, me, routine, sarcasm, sigh, someone, something, yesterday

• Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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  4 weeks ago

  breathing, change, couple, everyone, everything, familiarity, humor, humor about love, long-term, loud, love, marriage, oh, relationship, too

• Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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  4 weeks ago

  breathing, breathing competition, call, communication, competition, humor, interaction, me, number, numbers, patience, phone, phone call, sarcasm, social, social interaction, talk, unknown, unknown number, waiting, welcome

• That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward moment, breathing, discomfort, hate, irony, moment, someone

• Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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  4 weeks ago

  appreciate, appreciation, blocked, blocked nose, breathing, having, health, humor, irony, life, nose, perspective, things

• Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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  4 weeks ago

  body, breathing, curiosity, dead, dead body, entertainment, film, funny observation, humor, movie, observation

• If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward situation, breathing, check, checkout, checkout line, close, humor, interaction, line, me, neck, pay, personal, personal space, sarcasm, shopping, situation, social, social interaction, space, stand, stuff, too, well

• Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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  1 month ago

  age, breath, breathing, health, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, nostril, once, time, where, youth

• How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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  1 month ago

  back, breathing, confusion, humor, logic, oxygen, right, running, submarine

• The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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  1 month ago

  birth, birth preparation, breathing, breathing exercise, child, course, exercise, humor, once, parenting, preparation, puberty

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