By the way, if you don't buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Commentary:
🛍️💸 "Who needs discounts when you have the ultimate budget-saving strategy of not buying anything at all on Black Friday? That's how you secure that sweet 100% off deal! It's the art of masterful non-shopping. Your wallet thanks you, and your inner bargain hunter is probably scratching its head in confusion!" 💡🙅‍♂️

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Commentary:
"Buying vegetables is like entering a lottery where the jackpot is a healthy meal, but the odds are stacked against you 🥦🥕💸. It's a true test of optimism in the face of vegetable-related disappointments! 🌟😂 #TriumphOfHope #VeggieStruggles"

I didn't buy that thing I wanted but didn't need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn't need.

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of justifying unnecessary purchases with more unnecessary purchases! 🛍️ Who needs logic when you have retail therapy, am I right? 😅💸"

Money does not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"