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When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
81 Funny buy quotes
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.
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"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.
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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
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Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?
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Oops, guess my wallet had a wild night out with my Amazon cart! 🤦♂️💸📦
My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.
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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.
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No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉