Commentary:
"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"
81 Funny buy quotes
My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! 🤦♀️🍫 Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! 😂 #MomLife"
They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.
Commentary:
"Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"
I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.
Commentary:
"Words of wisdom from a harmonica connoisseur: Buying a used harmonica is like sharing a toothbrush, just don't do it! 🎶🚫 #MusicHumor #HygieneFirst"
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
Commentary:
🎅🏼 "Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff." 🤣 Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? 🛍️💁♂️ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! 😉✨
Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.
Commentary:
Guess boys are sticking with "fun size" models while girls go for the "go big or go home" strategy 📱😂💁♀️
‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.
Commentary:
"Who needs 'Sex with your ex' when you can have a bestseller? Take a page out of the history books instead of re-reading old chapters 😉📚 #MovingOnUp"
I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! 🔥🧘♂️ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🤣🍳 #HotHandleClub
I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 'buy one, get one body free' deal! 🛍️💃 Who wouldn't love to upgrade their wardrobe *and* their figure in one go? 😄💁♂️ #FashionForwardThinking"
Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
Commentary:
Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷♀️💁♂️ #FashionForward"