25 Funny calls quotes

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  1 hour ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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  15 hours ago

  both, calls, celebrity, celebrity name, confusing, confusion, garner, Jennifer, Jennifer Garner, julia, Julia Garner, Julia Roberts, mind, most, name, name confusion, roberts

• Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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  2 months ago

  calls, cheese, cooking, food, humor, life, lot, mistake, mistakes, recipe

• Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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  2 months ago

  better, call, calls, driving, eating, entertainment, everything, music, Netflix, night, phone, phone call, shower, vibe, watching, why

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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  2 months ago

  apology, appointment, appointments, call, calls, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, fog, health, lift, mental, mental health, miss, phone, phone call, return, sometimes, tour, whole

• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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  2 months ago

  answer, call, calls, communication, gossip, humor, interaction, miss, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, phone, phone call, social, social interaction

• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, call, calls, communication, communication style, humor, introvert, kind, message, paragraphs, personality, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, style, text, text message, texting, texts

• Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  area, area code, calls, code, codes, comedy, dating, different, exhausting, exhaustion, having, humor, phone, phone calls, relationship, romance, sounds, travel

• She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anthony, Anthony Bourdain, bourdain, calls, cooking, eat, food, foodie, humor, i, me, parts, playful, relationship, reservations, restaurant, restaurant humor, unknown

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