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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Feb 2, 2026

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Feb 2, 2026

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Feb 2, 2026

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Feb 2, 2026

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Feb 1, 2026

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Feb 1, 2026

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Feb 1, 2026

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Jan 31, 2026

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Jan 31, 2026

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Jan 31, 2026

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Jan 31, 2026

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Jan 31, 2026

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Jan 29, 2026

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Jan 29, 2026

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Jan 29, 2026

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Jan 23, 2026

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Jan 22, 2026

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Jan 21, 2026

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Jan 21, 2026

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Jan 20, 2026

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Jan 20, 2026

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Jan 19, 2026

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Jan 19, 2026

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Jan 19, 2026

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Jan 19, 2026