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Funny calls quotes are the perfect way to capture those hilarious moments when your phone becomes the ultimate comedy tool 📞😂. Whether it’s awkward voicemail fails or prank call gold, these witty lines bring laughter to every ring and buzz 🤳🤣. Ready to brighten your day with some phone-friendly humor? Let’s dive into the funniest calls that will have you giggling nonstop! 😄📱✨

New funny calls quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Commentary:
Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
1 week ago
Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
2 months ago
Share →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
2 months ago
Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Commentary:
"Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"
3 months ago
Share →: But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏"
3 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Commentary:
"Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"