Commentary:
"Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"
Funny calls quotes
Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.
Commentary:
"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"
Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.
Commentary:
"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"
I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.
Commentary:
"Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"
Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.
Commentary:
📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"
When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the past, always trying to slide back into your DMs like an old ex! 📞🚫 Don't give in – that book has been read cover to cover, dear past! 📖😄 Let's stay focused on the NOW and the NEXT chapter! 🚀🔮 #MovingForward"
Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.
Commentary:
"Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks"