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Funny calls quotes

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

17 hours ago

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

1 day ago

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

2 months ago

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

2 months ago

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

3 months ago

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

3 months ago

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

3 months ago

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

3 months ago

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

3 months ago