Funny carrot quotes

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago