Funny carrot quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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