Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,979

Funny Quotes Topics

13,919

Funny Quotes Images

10,979

Updated

33 minutes ago

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Reported on Slack:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Seen just now on X:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Trending via Reddit:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Making waves on Threads:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Live now on Instagram:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Home » Funny Celebration Quotes

80 Funny celebration quotes

Funny celebration quotes bring the party vibes — with a big side of laughter! 🎉😂 Whether it’s throwing a party for making it through Monday, celebrating tiny wins like finding matching socks, or going all out for a half-birthday, these quotes remind us that *any* excuse to celebrate can be hilariously over-the-top. Because life’s too short not to party about the weird stuff! 😆🎂🥳

New funny celebration quotes 👇

For even more funny celebration quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny celebration quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,979

Funny Quotes Topics

13,919

Funny Quotes Images

10,979

Updated

33 minutes ago

Users Online

3,427

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Facebook:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Live now on Threads:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Just landed via Snapchat:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Going viral on Slack:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Reported on YouTube:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Seen just now on Slack:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Trending via X:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴