Funny quotes celebration

67 Funny celebration quotes

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025