Funny quotes celebration

68 Funny celebration quotes

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

2 weeks ago

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

1 month ago

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

1 month ago

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

1 month ago

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

2 months ago

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

2 months ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

2 months ago

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

3 months ago

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

3 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

3 months ago

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

3 months ago

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

3 months ago

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

3 months ago

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

3 months ago

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

3 months ago

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

3 months ago

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

3 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

3 months ago