Funny cell phone bill quotes

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.