Commentary:
Ahoy mateys! βοΈ Looks like the pirate code has been updated – we're all about positive vibes and teamwork now! π΄ββ οΈ Walking the plank is so last century, let's sail together towards a more compassionate horizon (and save the dramatic exits for the movies)! ππ #PirateLifeUpgrade
121 Funny change quotes
Trending Funny Change Quotes π₯
- We donβt make people walk the plank like we used to.
- I used to be a person who couldnβt easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.
- Itβs okay, facial recognition. I donβt recognize myself anymore either.
- I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, βWow, this changes everything.β
- How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?
More funny change quotes π
-
-
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'waiting for life-changing epiphanies in the comfort of my room' strategy π€πͺ Just your friendly reminder that life-changing moments don't always come knocking on your door… sometimes you gotta go out there and seize the day! ππ #VentureOut" -
Commentary:
"1994: I can't wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. πβ¨2024: God no. π π
Ah, the rollercoaster ride of expectations versus reality! Hang in there, we're all in this together! π’π€ͺ"
-
Commentary:
When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way βοΈπ Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past π»π Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! πβ€οΈ #PoetryVsProse -
Commentary:
Oh, the power of punctuation! π Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" π₯ͺπ± #WatchOutForColons -
Commentary:
"Daylight savings is so last season! π€β° Time to level up and invest in those precious rays! βοΈπ° Who knew sunbeams could be such a hot commodity? ππΈ #DaylightInvesting" -
Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! β°π¦ΈββοΈ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin" -
Commentary:
Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco π·οΈπΈοΈ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? π Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! ποΈ #SpookySanFran -
Commentary:
"Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? π·οΈπ‘ Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! πΈοΈπ"
Top Funny Change Quotes π₯
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
- I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.
- Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.
- If youβve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, youβve never had a cheeseburger.
- One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
For even more funny change quotes, check out the next page, if available π
All funny change quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes π
Weβre always brewing up more funny change quotes. Donβt forget to check back regularly! π
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data π€
322 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
2 hours ago