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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
191 Funny change quotes
Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.
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When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
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Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.
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When you realize true love can come with dinner reservations and no split checks 😂💸❤️
One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.
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Adulting Level 100: Picking the VIP burner like it's a reality show 🌟🔥 #BurnerBonanza
It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.
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Wow, we've officially entered the "mystery flavor" zone of life 🍭🕵️♂️🤔
They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.
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Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
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"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
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Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack