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Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
186 Funny change quotes
Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.
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The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋
I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.
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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫
My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.
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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.
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Hoping for a coconut therapy session! 🥥🙃🍃
Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.
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Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.
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When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
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Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.
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When you realize true love can come with dinner reservations and no split checks 😂💸❤️