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51 Funny children quotes

Funny children quotes offer a charming and hilarious glimpse into the world of young minds! 👶😂 From their unexpected insights to their delightfully honest comments, these quotes capture the joy and humor of childhood. Enjoy a laugh as you appreciate the unique perspective of kids! 😄🎈

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

1 month ago

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

1 month ago

We decided to have money instead of children.

1 month ago

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

2 months ago

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

2 months ago

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

2 months ago

Alexa, mute my children.

3 months ago

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

3 months ago

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

3 months ago

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

3 months ago

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

3 months ago

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

3 months ago

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

3 months ago

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

3 months ago

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

3 months ago

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

3 months ago