Funny children quotes

Funny children quotes offer a charming and hilarious glimpse into the world of young minds! 👶😂 From their unexpected insights to their delightfully honest comments, these quotes capture the joy and humor of childhood. Enjoy a laugh as you appreciate the unique perspective of kids! 😄🎈

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Funny Quotes May 12, 2024

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Funny Quotes October 26, 2023

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

We decided to have money instead of children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023