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Funny children quotes

May 12
Share →: One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.
May 6
Share →: The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
Nov 19
Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.
Oct 26
Share →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
Oct 3
Share →: Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
Sep 29
Share →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
Sep 22
Share →: Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
Sep 22
Share →: I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
Sep 22
Share →: I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Sep 22
Share →: Having children is a pyramid scheme.