Funny Children Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Their Innocent Wisdom! 🧒😂

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

May 12, 2024May 12, 2024

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Nov 19, 2023May 6, 2024

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Oct 26, 2023Oct 26, 2023

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Sep 22, 20235 months ago

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

We decided to have money instead of children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023