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53 Funny children quotes

Funny children quotes offer a charming and hilarious glimpse into the world of young minds! 👶😂 From their unexpected insights to their delightfully honest comments, these quotes capture the joy and humor of childhood. Enjoy a laugh as you appreciate the unique perspective of kids! 😄🎈

6 days ago
View →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.
3 weeks ago
View →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.
3 months ago
View →: My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
3 months ago
View →: I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.
3 months ago
View →: We decided to have money instead of children.
3 months ago
View →: At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
3 months ago
View →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
3 months ago
View →: Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
3 months ago
View →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
4 months ago
View →: I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
4 months ago
View →: Alexa, mute my children.
4 months ago
View →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
4 months ago
View →: Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.
4 months ago
View →: I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.
4 months ago
View →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
4 months ago
View →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
4 months ago
View →: When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
4 months ago
View →: The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.
4 months ago
View →: Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.
4 months ago
View →: The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.
4 months ago
View →: If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.
4 months ago
View →: The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.
4 months ago
View →: I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
4 months ago
View →: Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
4 months ago
View →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.
4 months ago
View →: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
4 months ago
View →: Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.
4 months ago
View →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
4 months ago
View →: Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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