Commentary:
Just like little human light bulbs who think turning off lights is a mythical legend! 💡😂👶
68 Funny children quotes
The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.
Commentary:
When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
Commentary:
"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.
Commentary:
"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"
And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.
Commentary:
"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.
Commentary:
"Having three kids is like playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly – you've already built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so rolling the dice again might just bankrupt you!"
We decided to have money instead of children.
Commentary:
"Well, who needs sleepless nights and dirty diapers when you can have a sparkling clean bank account and a fancy vacation home in the Bahamas instead? Money talks, and apparently, it convinced this couple to invest in themselves rather than in diapers!"
At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
Commentary:
Well, it seems like the key to escaping the office is not a corner office or a fancy title, but simply a fictional child! Who knew that the path to freedom was paved with imaginary offspring? Just make sure your "kid" doesn't accidentally show up at the company picnic, or you'll have some explaining to do!