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60 Funny choice quotes

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025