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64 Funny choice quotes

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

2 weeks ago

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

2 weeks ago

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

2 weeks ago

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

2 weeks ago

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

3 weeks ago

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

1 month ago

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

1 month ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

1 month ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

1 month ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

1 month ago

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

1 month ago

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

1 month ago

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

1 month ago

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

2 months ago

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

2 months ago

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

2 months ago

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

2 months ago

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

2 months ago