98 Funny choice quotes

• Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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  1 week ago

  choice, confidence, humor, luck, me, outcome, things, unfortunately, work

• I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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  2 weeks ago

  choice, choices, humor, i, marriage, question, relationship, self-deprecation, wife

• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, country, drug, drugs, foreign, foreign country, goal, guys, humor, kid, kids, life, life choice, main, marriage, married, travel, want, why

• Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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  2 months ago

  choice, communication, humor, language, phrase, saying, sophisticated, sophistication, synonym, vocabulary, word, word choice

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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  2 months ago

  brand, choice, choices, excited, humor, life, life choice, new, questioning, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, super, week

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

• Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, choice, choose, early, humor, i, kindness, morning, motivation, procrastination, self-control, still, today, well

• Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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  2 months ago

  choice, entertainment, frustration, humor, i, me, movie, Netflix, streaming, want, watch

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