100 Funny choice quotes

• When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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  1 hour ago

  causing, choice, choices, diet, health, humor, lifestyle, mad, stomach, stomachache, sure, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, upset, upset stomach

• When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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  2 hours ago

  bad, career, choice, dream, dreams, follow, going, humor, job, job market, life, life choice, market, motivation, unemployment

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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  2 hours ago

  anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event

• If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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  5 hours ago

  after, choice, elevator, excellent, floor, humor, interaction, joke, laugh, pity, pity laugh, say, social, social interaction, somebody

• Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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  13 hours ago

  age, berry, choice, dying, foraging, humor, irony, life, life choice, nonsense, survival, wild

• Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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  17 hours ago

  able, adulthood, alone, choice, choose, day, freedom, hear, home, humor, irony, kid, loneliness, scary, scary story, stay, stay home, story, want, whatever

• Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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  20 hours ago

  being, bum, choice, college, delay, education, folks, humor, life, life choice, procrastination

• Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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  23 hours ago

  adulting, cheers, choice, club, club scene, couch, cozy, cozy couch, crowded, growing, growing up, means, moments, nightlife, over, relaxation, scene

• Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, choice, family, humor, i, independence, individualism, person, personal, personal choice, unfortunately, want

• Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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  2 weeks ago

  agree, away, breakup, choice, choices, Crocs, disagreement, fashion, humor, just, okay, relationship, sh, throw, wear

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