68 Funny choice quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.
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  2 months ago

  View →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?
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  2 months ago

  View →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
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  3 months ago

  View →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
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  4 months ago

  View →: After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
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  4 months ago

  View →: We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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