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Funny choice quotes πŸ€ͺ sprinkle humor into our everyday decisions, transforming the mundane into a laugh-out-loud experience πŸ˜‚! Whether you’re picking between toast or cereal πŸ₯πŸ₯£, or deciding if the gym can wait another day πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ•, a witty quip can make all the difference. Dive into a world where choices are never ordinary and laughter is always in style, because life’s too short not to chuckle at your own decisions! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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If you say β€œExcellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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