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Funny chore quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025