Funny quotes chore

Funny chore quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

1 month ago

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

1 month ago

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

1 month ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

1 month ago

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

2 months ago

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

2 months ago