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Funny chore quotes bring a splash of humor to those everyday tasks we all love to… avoid! 🧹😅 Whether you’re battling laundry piles or dodging dish duty, these witty lines turn mundane chores into moments of laughter. 💃✨ Ready to make cleaning less of a drag and more of a giggle fest? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on the never-ending to-do list! 🎉🧼

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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