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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Going viral on Threads:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Trending via Facebook:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Making waves on X:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Spotted on X:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Making waves on TikTok:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Spotted on X:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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26 Funny chore quotes

Funny chore quotes bring a splash of humor to those everyday tasks we all love to… avoid! 🧹😅 Whether you’re battling laundry piles or dodging dish duty, these witty lines turn mundane chores into moments of laughter. 💃✨ Ready to make cleaning less of a drag and more of a giggle fest? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on the never-ending to-do list! 🎉🧼

New funny chore quotes 👇

13 hours ago
Share →: Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Commentary:
Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
17 hours ago
Share →: Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Commentary:
Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️🧺✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Commentary:
Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳
2 weeks ago
Share →: I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got the work-life balance figured out 🏆😅 #ProLevelRelaxation
2 weeks ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Commentary:
Haters gonna hate, but I’ve got sparkling clean dishes! 🧽😂🍽️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Commentary:
Taking procrastination to an Olympic level, one warm cycle at a time! 🔄👕😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Commentary:
Looks like those magic cleaning pills aren't working, but at least your insides are squeaky clean! 🧼😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Commentary:
Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores 🌊🧽🥴
2 weeks ago
Share →: The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Commentary:
That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
2 weeks ago
Share →: You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Commentary:
Living the spin cycle life—perpetually sorting colors from whites like a never-ending quest! 🧺😅🌀

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Spotted on Threads:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Trending via Pinterest:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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