Funny cicada quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

  Commentary:
  🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

  Commentary:
  Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

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