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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Trending via Messenger:

How do I un-know people?

Live now on Discord:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Making waves on X:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Funny cicada quotes 🦗 bring a buzz of laughter 🐝 to those noisy summer days! These quirky insects serenade us with their nonstop songs, inspiring witty and pun-filled lines that will have you chuckling louder than their chorus 🎶😂. Whether you’re a nature lover or just here for the laughs, get ready to enjoy some cracked-up humor that’s totally un-bee-lievable! 🐝🤣

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11 hours ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
2 months ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
6 months ago
Share →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡
6 months ago
Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Commentary:
"Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Commentary:
Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Trending via Discord:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Shared recently on Messenger:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Spotted on WeChat:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Just shared via X:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Just shared via TikTok:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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