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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Going viral on WeChat:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

Breaking via Facebook:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Spotted on Threads:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Spotted on Threads:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Spotted on Discord:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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43 shares on Instagram this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

62 shares on Discord this month:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

15 shares on X this month:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would prefer not to.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

82 shares on X this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Spotted on Twitch:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Just shared via Instagram:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Spotted on Reddit:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Making waves on Discord:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Breaking via TikTok:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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