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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Going viral on Threads:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Spotted on WeChat:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Shared recently on Threads:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Going viral on WeChat:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Going viral on Facebook:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Making waves on Instagram:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Trending via Pinterest:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Trending via Telegram:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Making waves on YouTube:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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