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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…