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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Making waves on Twitch:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Making waves on Messenger:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Trending via WeChat:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Freshly posted on X:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Going viral on Slack:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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17 shares on TikTok this month:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

70 shares on Slack this month:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

70 shares on X this month:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

91 shares on Instagram this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,309

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Trending via X:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

Making waves on YouTube:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Going viral on Reddit:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Live now on Messenger:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Spotted on Instagram:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Going bananas on Slack:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Breaking via Twitch:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Just shared via Slack:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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