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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡¬ has copied:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ has downloaded:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has shared:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has copied:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has copied:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has shared:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has shared:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Discord:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Spotted on Discord:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Spotted on Discord:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Going viral on Telegram:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Just shared via YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Just landed via Facebook:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Live now on Pinterest:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Just shared via TikTok:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Going viral on Threads:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

10 shares on Threads this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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21 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

7 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

10 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

11 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has shared:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has shared:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has shared:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, β€œTake the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has shared:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has copied:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Trending via TikTok:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Going viral on Telegram:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Making waves on WeChat:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Spotted on Discord:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Just landed via Snapchat:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Breaking via Slack:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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