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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Spotted on X:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Making waves on YouTube:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Trending via Discord:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Going viral on Messenger:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Trending via Messenger:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Shared recently on Slack:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Making waves on Reddit:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Reported on Discord:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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